But Hayley? Oh, she saw the Muffin Top Monster and was able to give us a full report again, only this time she was MUCH more confident in her story. Apparently she's realized that we're big enough suckers that there's no reason for her to hide. Should I be concerned about how easy this story is for her to tell?? I told her that we needed to call the police and she dutifully and enthusiastically agreed to tell the police officer exactly what happened and would also give him a full description of the hairy, pink perpetrator with sharp teeth. Is lying to the police a felony or a misdemeanor?
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