Daddy and Hayley have a nightly routine. It goes a little something like this:
6:00pm - Daddy returns home from work to a frazzled Mommy and a VERY HUNGRY Hayley.
6:01pm - After giving Daddy a hug, Hayley yells at Daddy to change so she can EAT!
6:15pm - Mommy, Daddy, and Hayley sit down for family dinner.
6:25pm - Hayley is done eating and spends the next 5 minutes mashing spaghetti into her hair while Mommy and Daddy attempt to have what almost resembles an adult conversation.
6:30pm - Daddy wrangles Hayley from her highchair and whisks her off to the bathtub while Mommy begins dishes.
6:40pm - Daddy proceeds to nursery with American Idol Wanna-be wrapped in hooded towel.
6:41pm - Hayley begins her tryouts for American Idol (this is Mommy's cue to pour the milk, we don't want our songbird to be parched)
6:45pm - Tryouts are over and Hayley's pajamas are on. Our diva proceeds to the couch where she demands her milk, quality time with Daddy, and the opportunity to watch Wheel of Fortune while she "unwinds." Mommy begins scrubbing the red spaghetti ring out of bathtub.
7:30pm - Lights our for our little star.
Below is an outtake from one of Hayley's latest recording sessions. Keep in mind, this happens EVERY night!
1 comment:
That is hilarious!
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